Mandy The Cat Has The Funniest Conversations With Her Human Mom

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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: Mom can I have a pet bird? MOM: A pet might be ok. MANDY: I want a bird! MOM: You'll freshen its water and feed? MANDY: Yes! MOM: Change its tray daily? MANDY: Tray? MOM: The floor of the cage. It's the bird's litter box. MANDY: .. Mom can I have a feather toy? #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: The Christmas tree looks pretty, mom. MOM: I see two shiny balls on the floor, tho. Did you play with them and they fell? MANDY: I petted them and they uh.jumped down from the tree for more petting. MOM: 'Tis the season of jumpers. #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: I think I need some new toys. MOM: What about the wormy thing you got last week? And the nanophone you never touch? MANDY: Mom, don't you know that cat toys expire after four uses? #catsoftwitter #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MOM: Have you seen the letter I was writing, sweet girl? MANDY: On a piece of paper? MOM: Yes. MANDY: I'm sitting on it. MOM: Mandy! Why? MANDY: It needed texture. MOM: Now it's wrinkled. MANDY: That's no wrinkle. That's my "seat" of approval! #catsoftwitter #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: I want to learn to play our piano. MOM: Good, we'll get you lessons. MANDY: I only want to learn the keys on the right side. MOM: That's not how it's done sweetie. What about the keys on the left side? MANDY: Those are for sitting on. #cats #catsoftwitter
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: Can I have some ice cream, mom? MOM: Not good for you, sweetie. MANDY: Raisins? MOM: Toxic. MANDY: Cheese? MOM: Not recommended. MANDY: But I CAN have some treats, right mom? MOM: Are all cats this good at getting food? MANDY: Yes. #catsoftwitter #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff *Mandy goes out her kitty flap and soon bolts back in and races down the hall* MOM: So it's pretty cold outside this morning, sweetie? MANDY: Huh? MOM: You were outside about three seconds. MANDY: Sometimes it doesn't take long to check out the temperature, mom. #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: Mom can I try eye liner? MOM: You don't need it sweet girl. You have natural eye liner. MANDY: Powder for my nose? MOM: Your nose isn't shiny. MANDY: Can I try lipstick? MOM: Sweetie, you're a little young for lipstick. Plus you have no lips. #cats #caturday
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: I want to learn to tap dance, mom! MOM: That could be a problem sweetie. MANDY: Cause I have four feet? MOM: No. MANDY: Cause l'm too old to learn? MOM: No. MANDY: Why then? MOM: I'm not sure they make tap shoes in size one inch. #Caturday #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MANDY: Mom I haven't done anything worth tweeting about today. MOM: Nothing? MANDY: All I did was eat, play with nanaphone and nap. MOM: You also came up to me and cuddled. MANDY: But that's nothing. MOM: Sweetie .. it's everything. #catsoftwitter #cats
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    Text - Mandy @Mandystuff MOM: Mandy, a cleaning lady will be here soon. MANDY: So why are you cleaning and organizing? MOM: I don't want her to think we're messy. MANDY: You're cleaning for the cleaning lady? MOM: Women do that. MANDY: And humans think cats are weird. #catsoftwitter #cats

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